Wireless

People with wireless headsets become indistinguishable from the common street mumbler.

The Breakfast of Existentialists

Raison d'etre bran

In the Vein of Steven Wright

Why are there still Yellow Pages?

Picasa direct

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From My Scratch_Pi...

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Objet Trouvée

Saw a de-zested lemon lying in the gutter at Newbury and Fairfield.
Probably some revelers in a stretch limo making cocktails.
Kind of forlorn and abandoned, all its lemony inside unexplored.
Now I can say I've seen a de-zested lemon.

(Apologies to Richard Brautigan)

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A winner in a German fancy beard contest to serve as an avataric image.

Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With Strings

Some Good Things

The rubber counter mats with the myriad upstanding little protruberances where your change was laid out at shops and the vibratory tactile sensation upon picking it up. c.f. Ulysses "rubber prickles."