tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-130136302024-03-07T15:13:06.659-08:00Pornosophical PhilotheologyThe occasional blogorrific rumblings of H. Rumbold, Master Barber/AkatabiH. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-21923384893746858662007-04-18T20:35:00.000-07:002007-04-18T20:37:20.846-07:00WirelessPeople with wireless headsets become indistinguishable from the common street mumbler.H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-26272140951135119622007-03-12T22:46:00.000-07:002007-03-12T22:47:50.181-07:00The Breakfast of Existentialists<span style="font-style:italic;">Raison d'etre</span> branH. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-24433362336045716882007-01-24T08:02:00.000-08:002007-01-24T08:03:33.649-08:00In the Vein of Steven WrightWhy are there still Yellow Pages?H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-58782326236721404682007-01-15T18:36:00.000-08:002007-01-15T19:22:18.774-08:00Picasa directLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. <a href="http://localhost:1529/12356d5ce3f5746415f95c797d60160f/image2686.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_" style="clear: both; float: right;" alt="" src="http://localhost:1529/12356d5ce3f5746415f95c797d60160f/image2686.jpg?size=160" border="0" /></a><br />Vivamus fermentum nonummy dolor. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Proin ligula. Donec id erat a ipsum congue placerat. 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Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-88298878711187013742007-01-03T20:07:00.000-08:002007-01-03T20:16:41.003-08:00Objet TrouvéeSaw a de-zested lemon lying in the gutter at Newbury and Fairfield.<br />Probably some revelers in a stretch limo making cocktails.<br />Kind of forlorn and abandoned, all its lemony inside unexplored.<br />Now I can say I've seen a de-zested lemon.<br /><br />(Apologies to Richard Brautigan)H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-4560063030601505062006-12-02T09:45:00.000-08:002006-12-02T09:46:36.359-08:00Avatar<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBqRycZqKShEkB2jt6bGwpXvTnorCrGXCsOnQI0Iec2bD6yE2JlaKEGHX4BGaFWvvSB-tv5zqO8cDVyhRgGZrs77RfrjS022CyotTrQE4eAZybhONh6ZYNOoTB43AMakXkXBZE/s1600-h/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBqRycZqKShEkB2jt6bGwpXvTnorCrGXCsOnQI0Iec2bD6yE2JlaKEGHX4BGaFWvvSB-tv5zqO8cDVyhRgGZrs77RfrjS022CyotTrQE4eAZybhONh6ZYNOoTB43AMakXkXBZE/s320/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5003986279792503954" border="0" /></a><br />A winner in a German fancy beard contest to serve as an avataric image.H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-1161803174940287202006-10-25T12:06:00.000-07:002006-12-02T10:16:06.845-08:00Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With Strings<a href="http://akatabi.blogspot.com/">Some Good Things</a><br /><br />The rubber counter mats with the myriad upstanding little protruberances where your change was laid out at shops and the vibratory tactile sensation upon picking it up. c.f. <i>Ulysses</i> "rubber prickles."H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-1116470385540936632005-05-18T19:39:00.000-07:002005-05-18T19:39:45.540-07:00Pornosophical PhilotheologyWelcome to <a href="http://akatabi.blogspot.com/">Pornosophical Philotheology</a>.H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13013630.post-1116468059190731102005-05-18T19:00:00.000-07:002005-05-18T19:00:59.193-07:00Hi, gang!H. Rumbold, Master Barberhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06584302712998121919noreply@blogger.com1